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    Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
    aisales
    9:02p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 02:12 @tyskkvinna Awesome. #
    • 02:21 www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/kick-ass-red-band-hit-girl-trailer-1568027 This movie looks made out of awesome. #
    • 02:22 My several-hour couch nap was so enticing that I think I might just do some more of that sleeping thing. Good nights. #
    • 10:59 @HumanityPlague I'm voting Seth Green on that one. #
    • 11:16 @HumanityPlague I think between all of his voice work on MacFarlane's shows and Greg the Bunny that his post-Buffy career speaks for itself. #
    • 12:36 @HumanityPlague I didn't know she was on the catty lady show, but I'm pretty sure she's leaving the cast of Dexter. Chris Griffin lives on. #
    • 13:13 @HumanityPlague And d00d, did you see Without a Paddle? That shit was off the hook, yo. #
    • 13:19 In my efforts to catapult science into the 2010s, I will be microwaving live chickens until one of those bastards mutates into a dinosaur. #
    • 13:38 @tyskkvinna They were never meant to breed! I should have learned from Hammond's failures. Man shouldn't battle with natural selection. #
    • 13:41 God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man microwaves chickens. Chickens eat man. #
    • 14:48 @deaaqua Hahaha. Yes indeed. That is a good shirt. #
    Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
    aisales
    9:02p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 00:42 In the future, I will be having sex with numbers! tweetpsych.com/?q=%40deadwinston #
    • 11:32 @silvano_v That's not what you constantly tell me. #
    • 11:43 @ABMann Indeed it is, but remember that every day can be a Tom Waits day if one is bitter enough. #
    • 15:36 I never thought I would have to utter this phrase, but goddamn I hate fucking php. #
    • 15:40 @tyskkvinna Giving up. I have a sponsor banner that wants a cache buster in the url, but I can't seem to do it without java. #
    • 15:44 @tyskkvinna It's likely my stupidity, but the site hates java. I'm not capable of figuring out the php to do what it wants. Want to kill ... #
    • 15:49 @tyskkvinna I don't know what that means, but I just sent all the info to Silvano. Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor, not a web coder! #
    Monday, January 4th, 2010
    aisales
    9:04p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 11:52 @ShadowGallery Yeah. Sorry about that. I don't know what I was thinking. @kurtis_letterma had me all riled up, and things got foggy. #
    • 12:01 @silvano_v Nope. Wish I was. #
    • 12:08 @ShadowGallery Deal! #
    • 13:33 20 seats remain, less than a month away! Geek Group Wintereenmas Lan Party signup here: digs.by/16xK #
    • 17:46 <sarcasm>What an eventful day we had.</sarcasm> #
    Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
    aisales
    9:02p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 23:48 @ShadowGallery @ShadowEuphoria I've made a huge tiny mistake, haven't I? #
    • 12:19 Today seems perfect for gallivanting about, but my budget can only handle driving out to buy cigarettes and maybe a coffee. Stupid budget. #
    • 14:37 After 2 hours of consideration and laziness, I have decided to venture out for coffee and cigarettes. See you out on Heartattack and Vine. #
    hilaryann
    12:14a
    Hypothetically...
    If you were me, and you were bored to death of your hair, would you pick this or this for your new style? I'm also considering going back to this look, but I'm not sure.

    Working in an office of 30 other ladies has me feeling sort of boring and frumpy compared to how cutely coiffed they all are. I haven't touched my hair since March, since it was growing out of being super-duper short, so it's shapeless and uncooperative these days.
    Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
    aisales
    9:01p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 21:10 Going down to heartattack and vine. #
    • 01:24 @HumanityPlague Someone did. I don't have a working XBOX. #
    • 01:29 @deaaqua I should probably sleep at some point this year. I say some weird things when I have maximum tiredness. #
    • 01:33 I've been up for 34 hours, and six-ish of those hours were spent drinking. My blood-to-caffeine ratio has to be running thin at this point. #
    • 19:03 @ShadowGallery I'm not sure what that means, but happy Palindrome Day! #
    • 19:04 This man has hunger and a headache hangover (when you take a nap to make a headache go away and still have a bit upon rising). Haz caffeine? #
    • 19:06 @ShadowGallery Ahhh! I was trying to pronounce it. "You foto fu" was what I came up with. I figured it's some camera-related martial art. #
    • 19:11 @ShadowGallery Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog! I wish I had lasagna right now. And some coffee. And magic powers. And ufotofu skills. #
    • 19:28 RT @deaaqua www.marchandmeffre.com/detroit/index.html Heartbreaking and oddly beautiful all at once. - Reminds me of Fallout 3. #
    hilaryann
    3:20p
    blessed.
    On New Year's Eve, my friend Brandon met me after work and offered to buy me lunch from "that dinosaur cafe [I] like so much", haha. It's called Laughing Planet and their food is extremely yum for how affordable it is--mostly burritos and bowls with lots of rice and bean and veggie action, with some chicken and spicy goodness. I got the Che which has plantains and sweet potatoes as well as the usual rice/bean/spicyness. We ate and talked and made plans to hang out again soon after his wife flies back in from Michigan. They're really great and fun people, I'm so glad we found each other again after so many years!

    Later that evening I moped around my apartment, missing my ghost-boyfriend, while tidying it up for the tea party I was planning. My new e-friend Jenni wanted to meet up and I thought it was a fun way to cheer myself up. I'd also invited Dave, Erin, and Shane since we'd had so much fun together on Christmas. Jenni ended up never calling or showing up, so it was just the four of us left to tea, muffins, and chocolate. We piled into Dave's car afterward and crashed a party he'd been told about. It was an amazing time. Thanks to the bottle of wine and champagne we shared, things went from zero to dancetastic fairly quickly. They're such a hilarious bunch that I was laughing and smiling the entire time, right up to being dropped off home around 5:00am.

    The next day, I was in hangover/headache city, opting to sleep in until nearly 6:00pm. I finally dragged myself from bed and ate a piece of toast, chatted off and on with my friend Johnny while working on some writing, and then he decided to come pick me up for a late dinner. There was also, he said, a surprise involved so I'd have to wait a couple of hours. You guys! He showed up to my flat with bags of groceries! It was the sweetest thing ever, and totally unexpected (also well-timed, because I was running pretty low on oatmeal and beans). My cupboard's never been this full before, it's overwhelming. I gave him a big hug and we set off to find dinner adventure. We ended up at Le Bistro Montage, which is precariously placed under the Morrison Bridge and surrounded by bum camps--there was even a fight nearby involving dogs when we walked up--but once inside it's all class. We split a plate of spicy frog's legs (so messy but so divine!), each took 2 oyster "shots" (really fresh and with lemon juice and cocktail sauce they were perfect) and I had the crawfish etouffe. It was the best meal I can remember ever having eaten. It was really great to finally hang out with Johnny, he's so nice and chill (and didn't seem to mind me excitedly chattering on about cooking and film snobs, ha!) and we get on really well.

    All in all, the past couple of days has underscored just how lucky I am to have made such great people in my life.

    Friday, January 1st, 2010
    aisales
    9:02p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 04:50 Happy new year, cruel world. I'm sure you're tired from tonight's antics. I'll let you sleep in this morning, and then we shall battle hard. #
    • 07:27 @twitter I'm starting to doubt my real-life twitter friends because their accounts are not verified. How do I know if it's really Sara? #
    • 09:05 @tyskkvinna Where's my fucking jetpack? #
    • 09:07 At this moment I have probably been awake for more of 2010 than you. I've probably also smoked more cigarettes in it. We're talking 20-30. #
    • 09:57 Coming in 2010: A word document full of little tiny pages! Look at how cute they are. Ants could read them! is.gd/5IOON #
    • 10:10 Thoughts from an under-caffeinated mind: I want to create and market a line of 2-ply paper owls. #
    • 10:27 Drunk dick? No, this is my alcohol enhanced female pleasure inducer. It's down for maintenance at the moment. Think of it as a foreplay 404. #
    • 20:51 @deadwinston Look up xbox elite transfer cable info. #
    Thursday, December 31st, 2009
    aisales
    9:01p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 22:37 @Pineappled Sure it does. It's like "What if Indiana Jones had that kid from Even Stevens as his kid?" And a car that's really a robot. #
    • 18:59 It begins. #
    hilaryann
    10:44a
    I'm having a tea party for NYE tonight. It began as a silly way to meet up with my new friend Jenni, and evolved into an actual gathering. I'm actually kind of excited.

    :)
    Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
    georgeliquor
    8:03a
    Buy your own heavy labor imitation and go to parties and drink bacardies
    fuck off
    My point in posting this is simply to ask why I couldn't locate the plumber drooping pants department?

    Since apparently yuppies that drink lattes moonlight as youth ministers and enjoy sucking cock on weekends enjoy pretending they know how to drive a truck.

    Oh wait I answered my own question,  I bet they go to truck stops to suck that cock.  

    Doh I'm dumb!
    georgeliquor
    7:42a
    a piece of shit
    just watched a new movie starring an aging action star, 

    most action stars from the 80's are aging so feel free to guess, and see if you can decipher who this fucking talent is.

    ok so the movie starts with the most unrealistic scene where a girl that is like 18 years old is naked and is giving this douche a lap dance, as he barelly shows any emotion even though he's supposedly greatly in love with her. Anyhoo wooden is an understatement here, so this girl wiggles around completely unnaturally and then the premise.

    Ok so she gets asaulted but before the guy can do any real damage her husband or whatever the douche is supposed to be I'd say dad  with privileges. Ok so he comes beats the guy off and runs after the guy when he starts to run away and then it cuts to the guy being dead and our douche main character being sent to jail for killing the guy because he's an ex special forces and blah blah, anyhoo several years later.  He gets a letter in jail that says hey I'm your wife I guess and Im done waiting blah blah, ok so a bit later he gets released cus they realize he didn't do it after all.  So our douche I mean star is all broken up about it.  So for no reason he mutilates some muggers then steals a car, then he just decides to hang out in a rest area until TADAA something happens. Ok so what happens is a car gets pulled over by a cop, the cop get's shot by 2 chinese guys because the cop finds money in their trunk.  Our star says shit and goes to work, he dispatches one guy, but the other manages to get away but not before our star has grabbed the bag of money and found a girl in the trunk too, she happens to be like 18.  Anyhoo ok i forgot before the cop thing two appearantly russian kids are there at the rest stop and one of them gets killed by the chinese guys, ok so our celebrity with the cash the girl and the left over russian dude take off.  They seperate because our douche has decided to help the girl so the russian kid says hey my dad is also russian and if you need help let me know.  Ok so turns out the cash had a tracking device so they get tracked down by chinese dudes, but these are different ones, turns out there are two factions.  

    So our star action star dispatches these chinese guys brutally and he and the 18 year old girl run and decide to go ask the russians for help.  Ok here I should explain that the girl is trying to get her uncle into the US and the chinese are helping but they are also working for the other chinese who dont want him here so the girl is like bait but they already have the guy so anyhoo it makes no fucking sense.  Anyhoo fuck all that, they go to the russians, the russians are like hey who are you, so our star beats them up and they decide to introduce them to the boss, which is how it works in russia.  Ok so now our douche star and the russians are drinking vodka and talking about how they are brothers because the russians kid was saved by our star. 

    I should mention also that the cops in town are corrupt and work for the chinese.   Ok so the corrupt cops who are expertly played by really bad actors are told to get the girl and money, so they and a group of 5 to 7 to 10 chinese henchmen who randomly change in numbers invade the house and start killing russians.  The russians fight back with our douche,  they finaly kill them all including all the cops,  and our douche saves someone again so now the russian boss is really into our douche star. 

    Ok we now move to the final showdown, the girls uncle has arrived, and the chinese have killed the other chinese in a double cross and are waiting for who I don't know, I guess the russians, who come with Captain douche.  Lots of shooting and baddly choreographed fighting where you see the bad guys throw haymakers and our star dilligently punch them 50 times in the face smashing them into walls and all this other shit, you know general action movie shit.  Ok so the final showdown, the girl gets shot so our douche decides the time is over for slowly killing people and stabbing them in the back of the neck, ok he's going for the boss.  Before this the chinese guys set up explosives everywhere, why I don't know again.   Ok so our douche just walks up and in and starts to fight the boss chinese who knows more kung fu than the other chinese but is no match for our douche who towers over him and generaly throws him all over the place like a rag doll.  So he rescues the uncle while the young russian son  who is like 18 and who is watching over the 18 year old girl is all worried but then they all lower their guns as they see douche walk out of the house.

    UH OH

    The boss aint dead, the only guy our douche didn't stab in the back of the neck, what a shock.  HE has grabbed a large gun and as he is about to shoot our star douche in the back, the girl screams, but our douche grabbed the detonator and the last thing the boss sees is douchey pressing the button and the whole place explodes.  The day is saved.

    Ok so we shoot ahead in time,  our 60 year old action star is with the 18 year old girl instead of the 18year old russian kid with whoom it seemed like there was some chemistry.  Perhaps i missed the romance in the wooden acting or perhaps I missed it because it wasn't there.  However yeah  what a fucking smoking piece of shit movie. 

    Feel free to ask me more about it if you want a  more indepth review of this colostomy bullshit sack

    Current Mood: fuck me
    Current Music: sack of shit
    Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
    aisales
    9:03p
    Sweet Tweets

    • 18:13 Off to the green top with mister paris. #

    Monday, December 28th, 2009
    aisales
    9:03p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 02:45 @Pineappled Come on ride the train. And ride it. Come on ride the train. It's a choo-choo. Ride it! is.gd/5E2hs #
    • 05:14 Finished another story on a coffee high. Now I will try to rest. One more to go if my calculations serve me right. Mwah! Gnight awful world. #
    Sunday, December 27th, 2009
    aisales
    9:02p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 11:39 Soundtrack to this morning: MC Chris and Tom Waits. Highlights include Dengar's Dumptruck and Coattails of a Dead Man (with Primus). #
    • 13:29 Why am i watching star trek generations on tv with commercials when i have it upstairs? #
    • 16:22 @HumanityPlague Fuck you. I cried when Kirk died, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. "Anything for the captain of the Enterprise!" #
    hilaryann
    3:54a
    It was probably stupid for me to think that I could go to school right now, my finances and life being what they are. The student loan company finally sent me an "oh hey we did get those checks, sorry dude, here's a statement" letter, but it feels like the universe intervening.

    In the mean time I'm going to focus on bettering my life in general. Getting my debts paid off, taking better care of myself (physically and mentally/spiritually), making changes. I'm really quite tired of making plans and looking forward to things that never seem to pan out, so fuck that. I'm going to start DOING rather than ARRANGING TO DO. I fret over details instead of letting myself have experiences and get things accomplished and feel good about them.

    I don't want to make posts about what I want to do. What I'm going to do.
    I want to be making posts about things I've done.

    This is my New Year's resolution.
    Saturday, December 26th, 2009
    aisales
    9:02p
    Sweet Tweets

    • 03:00 I wish I had more cigarettes. I definitely did not think my decision to make a pot of coffee after midnight through. #

    hilaryann
    2:17a
    strangerdanger and drinking and christmas
    I spent the day with my friend Brandon, since his wife Dieneke is out of town and we're both Portland orphans. We baked oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookies, watched internet memes on youtube, he gave me school supplies for Christmas, and we watched "Fight Club".

    Now I'm in a house full of strangers, care of my friend Dave (whom I've only just met) playing drinking games.

    Good day <3
    Friday, December 25th, 2009
    aisales
    9:02p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 22:49 Off to denny's now. #
    • 02:35 @ifoundhilary Cheers! I chose to make brownies last night, but any dessert can help fight off the lonelies. Here's lookin' at you kid. #
    • 02:49 RT @SaulWilliams "Were there a Christian so faithful to his God as I was to her we would all be Jesus Christs today" -Henry Miller #
    • 04:32 I didn't realize how handy the save-as .pdf option in Word 2010 was until I had to switch back to 2007 and miss it dearly. Damn it. #
    • 13:28 If you listen to Tom Waits' Bone Machine while eating Christmas cookies, it becomes Christmas music. "I know karate! Voodoo too!" #
    hilaryann
    5:14p
    breathing easier
    After a week of silence, Luke called today. He and Shannon had been up at his dad's place in the more rural area of the farm-town he and I grew up in for the past 3 days, and he (understandably) didn't have any signal on his cell phone while up there. My dad used to have the same problem when he went to visit my grandparents out there. I'm really relieved, to say the least, I was starting to worry. He was his old self again and spoke of Shannon's next surgery being soon and how they have a car now, and they're planning on being out here at the end of January. Thank god I was worrying over nothing. I need to remind myself to chill the fuck out sometimes and not let myself get all worked up when I don't know what's going on.
    Thursday, December 24th, 2009
    aisales
    9:02p
    Sweet Tweets
    • 01:22 @Pineappled I'm much better as a one-on-one conversationalist. The more people I'm around, the more nervous, i.e. offensive, I get. Cheers! #
    • 01:25 Why I just ignore those bell-ringing blokes outside shops. is.gd/5zy5N Article courtesy of @mc_lars. #
    hilaryann
    1:17a
    "are you around?
    ...
    put your breath in my mouth.
    put your heart in my chest."

    -hospital ships



    I'm obsessed with haunting, quiet, peaceful, ambient type music lately. As though if I listen to only things that sound transparent, I'll figure out the secret to transparency myself. Much of the time I'd like to just disappear. There is too much of me. I am just too much. I dress mainly in black and grey when going into public, hoping to blend into the fog and the mass. My heart is breaking but if I am a ghost I will have no heart, and nothing to break. If I don't need I can't be disappointed, and if I am made of just light and air, I will not need.
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